Monday, August 2, 2010

Ask MamaHen

I just noticed that my last post was my 5ooth post. Whew. Ya'll are some good friends to keep reading my nonsense this long. :) I had planned on doing a big giveaway to celebrate my 500th post (not that it deserves celebrating, but to celebrate the fact I have stuck with something for that long), but I am Broke with a capital B. So that will have to wait. But when it happens it will be Grand I tell you, just Grand. Well, maybe not grand, but fun anyway.

And since I am in a deep blogging slump, Mark (aka PappaRooster), said I should do an Ask MamaHen post. So, ask away. You can ask anything except my height to weight ratio. And if you do ask that you can count on me not telling you the truth. It won't be lying because I am telling you now it won't be the truth. See how much I can rationalize in my mind.

Any Motherhood 101 questions? Remember, I can tell you a whole bunch of "what NOT to do?" Any questions on how to artfully arrange the laundry in the hamper so you can go one more day without washing the said laundry? Any questions on how to cook a meal with just about nothing in your pantry and you would rather go hungry than get everyone out the door and to the store? Any questions for my kiddos about living with a mom who sings and dances their morning instructions to them? How to save a baby chicken's life? How to put out a fire in your own backyard? I'm your woman.

So, ask away. Don't leave me hanging or I will be like the girl we watched on a movie last night. All the girls had dance partners and she was the lone wallflower. Her dad snuck a young man a $5 to ask her to dance. The young man ended up being Fabian and they had a lovely time and Fabian gave the dad his $5 dollars back at the end of the night. And they lived happily ever after.

Okay, I will be like the girl whose dad does not give anyone $5 and I will be left in blogging-land limbo with no comments and then Pioneer Woman will never ask me to do a guest post in her absence. Help?

14 comments:

  1. I don't have any Motherhood questions (obviously) but could you please post a video of you singing and dancing your instructions in the morning???

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  2. What is the deal with you and Jill and mentionong the Pioneer Woman?! I would rather read your blogs ANY DAY!!

    Thinking, thinking, thinking...
    I'll come back when I think of one. or I may just ask you at the pool today...

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  3. oh and how is the verminator doing this morning

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  4. After reading the comments - you're sunk!

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  5. I would really like to hear about how to cream corn... really!

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  6. Well, maybe I better retract that statement. . .;-)

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  7. favorite parenting books; what's your day like.

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  8. Re: your last post, about your brain being fried? Mine is too. What is a good side dish for fried brains? I just wanted to stop by and say 'howdy'. : < >

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  9. whats your favorite thing about your husband

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  10. of course i have homeschool questions :) what made you decide to homeschool?? what have been your biggest highs and lows?? and did you get my email a few weeks ago?? if you didn't, check your spam or let me know and i'll send it again. i love q&a!!

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  11. I'd like to know your adoption story...did you always want to adopt? what made you guys decide to adopt? are you adopting a baby from the States? etc.

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