Heads Up #136

If you are making your hubby a sandwich please please be sure you have pulled the squeezable MAYO out of the fridge, and not the squeezable TARTER SAUCE.

Because Hubby might not appreciate the switch.

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Heads Up #258 (and its an important one too...)

If you got to a fancy-schmancy Christmas Dinner Party for your husband's work.

And you dress up and fix your hair and makeup and get all the kids dressed up.

And you go into the party and talk and laugh and eat a delicious supper.


Please, please make sure you check your skirt before you leave.

Because you might have it on inside out the whole entire time.

Not that it happened to me (but it did, photo evidence below), but I wouldn't want it to happen to you....



And by the way Momma, thanks for telling me as I was walking out the door to leave.......

Heads Up #296

If...

you decide to do the "Mom, you are great thing." and provide a cheap healthy snack that can be put in the fridge and the kids can just grab and go

And...

you boil six eggs in the morning, cause two out of four kiddos like boiled eggs, and you peel them and put them in a bowl in the fridge

Please, please, be sure to cover them with something.

Cause if you don't, when you open that fridge the smell of concentrated boiled eggs will about knock you over. And when the kids come in they will yell one by one, "What is that terrible smell?" and you will have to again explain what has happened. And the smell will not go away and will permeate the whole living area.

And you decide not to do that particular snack again.

I am not saying that this has happened to me, but I wouldn't want it to happen to you.

Heads Up #752

If...

You have two carpet cleaning men come to your house bright and early one morning.
And you are rushing around trying to get up all the junk off the carpet so the carpet cleaning men won't think your carpet looks that bad ALL the time.
And you greet them at the door and then proceed to carry on a 10 minute conversation with them about what you want done.
And then you politely bicker with them because they want to charge you more than you were quoted on the phone.
And everyone comes to an agreement and you take your kiddos and go outside to work on schoolwork while they are cleaning.

Please, please...

Check to make sure all your clothes are put on correctly. Especially your shirt that may be inside out.

I am not saying this has happened to me, but I wouldn't want it to happen to you.

MamaHen, making moms feel better about themselves for 13 years now...

Heads Up #476 and #935

~If you are going to the YMCA to have your picture scanned for your YMCA membership card, and you are wearing your brown Piggley Wiggley shirt, please check your shirt before they take the picture. It might have a big glop of the baked potato you had for lunch on it. And not a little smear, but a big bite-sized glop of potato. White on a brown shirt.

~If you are in a hurry to get to Bible Study and your $1 pair of sunglasses from the Dollar Tree suddenly breaks, and you can't drive without those glasses because of your contacts not appreciating the sun's glare, and you can't find the superglue...and you decide to use Gorilla Glue instead, please please make sure the glue is dry before you stick the sunglasses on your face and head out the door. Because when you get into the car and go to put on your lipstick you might want to put your sunglasses on your head. And when you do you might realize their is a dab of Gorilla Glue stuck to your cheek and it ain't coming off. And you might get some Gorilla Glue in your hair. And you have to go into Bible Study like that.

Not that any of these things have happened to me, but I wouldn't want them to happen to you.

Heads Up # 1, 259

IF....
you happen to stop by your Sweet Hubby's office and happen to go to the Ladies Room before you start the long drive home PLEASE PLEASE check to make sure that the back of your skirt is not tucked in your underwear BEFORE you leave the ladies room.

I am not saying that happened to me, but I would not want it to happen to you.

Heads Up

Here's a little domestic tip. If you put a plastic container in the oven just to "get it off the counter for a minute", then don't forget to take it out when you turn the oven on to cook the children's lunch. I'm not saying that has happened here today, but I don't want it to happen to you.

Heads UP

Hey, heads up to all you young moms. When you are in your room making up your bed and you hear the words, "No, No James! Just wait till Mommy sees this!" it is code for unmake the bed, crawl back in and cover up.

Heads Up!

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