Thursday, October 7, 2010

Heads Up #476 and #935

~If you are going to the YMCA to have your picture scanned for your YMCA membership card, and you are wearing your brown Piggley Wiggley shirt, please check your shirt before they take the picture. It might have a big glop of the baked potato you had for lunch on it. And not a little smear, but a big bite-sized glop of potato. White on a brown shirt.

~If you are in a hurry to get to Bible Study and your $1 pair of sunglasses from the Dollar Tree suddenly breaks, and you can't drive without those glasses because of your contacts not appreciating the sun's glare, and you can't find the superglue...and you decide to use Gorilla Glue instead, please please make sure the glue is dry before you stick the sunglasses on your face and head out the door. Because when you get into the car and go to put on your lipstick you might want to put your sunglasses on your head. And when you do you might realize their is a dab of Gorilla Glue stuck to your cheek and it ain't coming off. And you might get some Gorilla Glue in your hair. And you have to go into Bible Study like that.

Not that any of these things have happened to me, but I wouldn't want them to happen to you.


  1. Oh. My. Goodness. I'm so sorry.

  2. Oh, oh, oh DEAR! Since this didn't happen to YOU I won't feel so bad laughing my head off about it!
    I promise to be careful... Those sound EXACTLY like things I would do!!!
    A Miss-hap in NE

  3. Girl, I'm so glad you're not that woman that doesn't have it all together.

  4. ROFL!!! Uh, I mean, thanks for the warning. (hee-hee) Lisa~

  5. You crack me up!
    Can you call me this afternoon please--about our conversation yesterday. 655-9599

  6. Wow. Hilarious! totally deserve some ice cream for all that. Just don't get it on your shirt.