James came to me a little while ago and asked me if I would like a Bigfoot Catching Job.
I replied, "I don't know, what's involved with this job?"
He then began,
"First you have to spend the night in your swing. You take the special pumpkin mixture and when you hear Bigfoot eating the berries you have to sneak up on him, sprinkle the special mixture, and then wait till he slowly dissolves. You can then take some pictures to prove he was there."
I told him, "I don't want that job. Its too much work."
He promptly replied, "Well, I guess you can just use a net."
Good to know he is looking out for me.