Monday, August 25, 2008

To My Dear Sister Jill,

Dearest Jill,
You are the most wonderful, fantastic, incrediable, astonishing, remarkable, awesome, beautiful, caring, thoughtful, giving, blah, blah, blah... sister in the whole world.

It is with deep regret and shame that I forgot to mention your Birthday on my humble little blog. I hope that you have no ill-will or bitterness toward me as I have none toward you, even though you called me on your birthday from the BEACH (while I was literally holding the toilet brush), to look up the number for the SPA you were going to that afternoon. And even though you are much thinner, more beautiful, more stylish, and have a house to die for, and get to go to the Caribbean and New York City any time you want and leave little ole me at home cleaning the toilets, I will not be jealous or bitter. I will proclaim to the world (or my three loyal readers anyway) that it was my sister's Birthday Friday and I love her like CRAZY!


  1. Wow! That was a pretty good. I'll pay you later.

  2. Happy Birthday, Jill! (4 days late! :0)